8.25.10

Once in Pennsylvania my friends and I were going to the drive in we passed a house that had a couch on the road with a sign that said free couch. We loaded the couch in the car, took it to the drive in, sat on the couch and afterward took it back to the house and left it on the lawn.

8.10.10

said in his high "girly" voice, "I'm baller! Don't you know who I is?"

8.8.10

"They really all said island? I don't think you know a cool zoo. I'm not talking llamas here, I'm talking tigers and penguins and shit."

8.7.10

"It’s like they said 'Wakka Wakka, let’s make the robot be funny, Wakka Wakka.' "

8.6.10

"Which do you think is more baller, owning an island or owning a zoo?"